To enhance your chances of finding the elusive Peter Pan, we sent a crack team of researchers out into the field to track down his favourite hiding spots.
We didn't skimp on the budget either, with top scientists being sent to every corner of the globe, equipped with state-of-the-art, magic detection technology.
Little did we suspect his favourite place to be in the whole world was right on our doorstep in Angus, Scotland!
As soon as the discovery was made, our scientists scrambled back to Angus County Press HQ and set about trying to photograph Peter.
Unfortunately, they were rubbish and had no luck whatsoever, so we reassigned them to something more suited to their skills - discovering exactly how many seconds a biscuit should be dunked in tea!
We have put what little research they completed to good use though and below you'll find details of why Peter always returns to his favourite Angus locations.